I felt like F4 was a movie that was *trying* to be a lot of things and did not really succeed in any of them. For example, the character arcs:

* Ben has this weird undeveloped maybe-romance going on with not-Alicia-Masters? Forgot her name. I'm pretty sure the viewer is *supposed* to be invested in them, but as far as I can tell, their screentime amounts to a four-minute chat while Ben buys cookies and then a quick shot of them together in what I think was a synagogue. Was there... a point to this? You could cut her from the movie entirely and it would change nothing about Ben or the viewer's understanding of Ben or really anything at all.
* Reed is ostensibly a guy who sometimes goes "too far," i.e. considers potentially unethical solutions and so forth. He has his argument with Sue where she tells him that "you being you hurts me." However, at no point in the movie did I actually feel convinced by this? The worst thing he does is *consider* (and reject!) the possibility of giving up Franklin to Galactus. It's pretty hard to buy that he does this sort of thing on the regular? It felt very "tell not show." "You being you hurts me" is also a pretty crazy thing to say to your spouse with zero (as far as I remember) resolution or follow-up or anything.

There were also a few points in the plot where it seemed like the movie was trying to give the impression that something bad *would* happen and then never followed through on it. We've got:

* Sue is going into premature labor because of Galactus! She can barely make it back to the ship and now Franklin is being born in space during a chase scene! Oh, never mind, she pushed him out with zero consequences to her or Franklin
* The public hates the F4 because they're not willing to give up Franklin! Even Reed is having doubts about their plan! Wait, Sue makes a speech and everything's okay and everyone is on the F4's side now
* Someone will have to sacrifice themself and push Galactus into the portal! It looks like it's going to be Johnny--oh, pushed out of the way by Shalla-Bal at the last second
* Sue has overexerted herself telekinesis-ing Galactus over to the portal! She's dead! She's not breathing! Oh, Franklin has resurrected her

Like, I'm not saying that there had to be long-lasting consequences for every one of these events. I'm not even saying that there necessarily had to be long-lasting consequences at *all*. I just wish they wouldn't build up tension and pretend like it's going to matter and then psyche the viewer out at the last second. A little bait-and-switch is okay, but it was too much bait-and-switch.

I'm trying to find the words to encapsulate how I felt watching the movie. I think it felt like nothing *mattered*. IMO *something* has to change over the course of a movie. That can be a ton of things! A character's perspective/personality could change, a relationship could change, the situation could change, it could even be the viewer's perspective changing while the in-universe stays the same, whatever. But at the end of F4, we were in the exact same spot that we started the movie in.

In fairness to F4, there were things it did very well. I thought Johnny and Shalla-Bal and him translating her language and all of that was great. I liked the sort of campy vibe to the movie. I also liked the glimpses we got of Shalla-Bal's planet; it looked beautiful. But there was too much stuff that it did poorly for me to enjoy the movie.

I might have also set my expectations too high. I went in very excited, since after a stream of pretty mediocre projects, the last two MCU pieces I'd seen were Agatha All Along and Thunderbolts (which I loved), and they got me reinvested into the MCU. So I was expecting something as god as or better than those two. The disappointment was almost worse than the actual movie for me.

I don't know. It was one of the few MCU movies that I finished thinking that I genuinely disliked it (there have been a lot that I found mediocre or boring or whatever, but not many that I disliked). It was on par with Quantumania for me (*not* a compliment).

I really wish I'd liked it. It's deflated a lot of my personal hype for Doomsday.

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