I think I downloaded the wrong Fantastic Four movie
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Wooden_Passage_26122025-12-03 12:36
I know this
EarthboundMan52025-12-03 12:39
Oh hey, it's Bucky
Throwynamey2025-12-03 13:20
Who the hell’s Bucky?
Visual-Function-27922025-12-03 13:23
•_•
SodaCan20432025-12-03 14:32
The guy in on the right of the picture
ApeInTheShell2025-12-03 14:39
r/woosh
fuzzyfoot882025-12-03 14:52
He was quoting winter soldier when rogers confronted him.
SodaCan20432025-12-03 14:59
Yeah I know
Kebro_852025-12-03 17:09
Captain Bucky O'Hare
agencsa12025-12-03 18:08
That was my cartoon when it was on TV. Had the comics and coloring book, too. Not a lot of people even remember it.
SayHey2urMom4me2025-12-04 03:58
There's a picture of me somewhere from 35 years ago where I'm wearing his halloween costume
marioxb2025-12-03 19:10
He goes where no ordinary rabbit will dare!
SalukiKnightX2025-12-05 02:11
... if your Righteous Indignation has started a fit
and your proton accelerator's broken to bits
and you're losing your mind and you're having a fit
get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!
lucidspoon2025-12-03 14:02
We have Bucky at home.
iwritethesongs20192025-12-03 15:50
dad!!! thats the wrong bucky!!
JBaecker2025-12-03 16:23
You fools!! You made a movie with their STUNT DOUBLES!!
No_Bad_35572025-12-03 14:30
That’s the wrong Bucky, but definitely the right arm.
unknownesss2025-12-03 18:53
It's Bucky of Persia
breaking3po2025-12-04 02:39
His name is Bucko, Jack.
The Cold Shoulder.
Tezcatlipoca_252025-12-03 12:41
I liked. Very good. The Russians have proven that they also know how to make superhero films.
TheAsterism_2025-12-03 14:24
I read this with a russian accent
OvechknFiresHeScores2025-12-03 14:31
That’s because it was written in one
TheAsterism_2025-12-03 14:36
\*shocked black guy*
Tezcatlipoca_252025-12-03 15:58
And
yerBoyShoe2025-12-03 12:42
I keep meaning to see this. How was it?
Unhappy_Range_86562025-12-03 12:49
Remember watching this years ago. It was good from what I remember
btotherad2025-12-03 12:53
It’s fun for what it is but don’t expect it to be good
Deinosoar2025-12-03 13:35
Yeah, I enjoyed it a good bit but not enough that I feel the need to ever watch it again.
leodehn2025-12-03 12:56
It's like looking at a car crash, its awful but you can't get your eyes off of it.
Jertimmer2025-12-03 12:58
It's like the best and worst of 90s/00s era superhero movies smashed together, but in Russian.
Squid-Guillotine2025-12-03 13:20
Is the red guardian in it?
Jertimmer2025-12-03 13:21
Technically, all three are Red Guardians...
SailorET2025-12-03 18:32
I mean it's there in the title...
Jertimmer2025-12-03 18:34
VasM852025-12-03 14:23
The unintentionally funniest movie ever. Speaking as a russian comic book fan. The director is famous here for being talentless hack.
ZekeorSomething2025-12-03 12:44
It’s Ursa Major!
EntireLi_002025-12-03 13:31
omg an Alpha Flight movie!
fistkick182025-12-03 16:24
Looks more like a 3K Xmen movie or something
OrangesAreWhatever2025-12-03 18:36
Isn't he Winter Guard, don't think he's ever been In Alpha Flight
binokyo102025-12-03 13:48
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Frickensteiner2025-12-03 19:20
Can’t be. That bear clearly has hair.
He_Who_Complains2025-12-03 19:42
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?!
GroceryIntelligent322025-12-03 14:31
And the Rock guy is clearly Ursa Minor.
fuzzyfoot882025-12-03 14:53
“Are you calling me a liar Ursa?”
swoosh19922025-12-04 17:39
UnhappyKaiju2025-12-03 16:56
I remember thinking the exact same thing when I saw the trailer. They made a Winter Guard movie!?!?!
nisamun2025-12-03 17:09
Cocaine bear sobered up and got a job.
SkekJay2025-12-04 22:38
Good to see him doing better since Alexei broke his arm in Black Widow.
colderstates2025-12-03 12:45
Oh hey, I saw this at the cinema years ago. Absolutely terrible. Quite entertaining all the same.
rex1one2025-12-03 14:01
Same, I found it on the high seas. Couldn't resist. Not good, but I've seen a lot worse.
PhortDruid2025-12-03 15:40
I’m amazed this had a theatre release
colderstates2025-12-03 17:35
From memory it was a film festival screening. But not really in a “so bad it’s good” way…
InnocentTailor2025-12-04 09:00
Dang it. So it’s just bad-bad.
_IratePirate_2025-12-04 00:23
I thought it only released in Russia
InnocentTailor2025-12-04 09:00
You can watch Russian movies in the West through various means and channels, considering that this isn’t a recent flick.
Sabiya_Duskblade2025-12-03 12:51
Oh hey, I recognise this from IHE's 2017 Superhero movie [review](https://youtu.be/qgcenfc6Qbc?si=hoZ0vRh-FiapIFA7)! Seems like a blast
Redditeer282025-12-03 12:52
No, that was the right one. Or maybe more appropriate title would be "Kahn doing cool shit and some of his friends are there too".
Deinosoar2025-12-03 13:38
My favorite part is when they give all of the heroes upgrades and the upgrade for the guy who controls rocks is just that they strap some rocks to his costume so that he's never without rocks.
I can't say it is a bad idea or anything, but compared to giving the where bear a brain powered rotary cannon that can continue to fire even when he's a full bear, it is a little disappointing.
fred34692025-12-03 12:58
It’s a pretty good movie ngl tho
No_Childhood42322025-12-03 13:11
I had never heard or saw this movie before.
General-Chipmunk77092025-12-03 13:12
Looks right to me
CivilResult2025-12-03 13:13
Oh no
lifth3avy842025-12-03 13:15
Is that not Coheed and Cambria?
The_Broomflinger2025-12-03 13:34
HAHAHA omfg dude.
In the absence of an official Amory Wars movie, I'm going to assume this was a bad first attempt at an adaptation
Darth_Moose2025-12-03 13:57
This is what we would have had if Mark Walbergs production company made ilthe films when he had the rights to it. Lol
The_Broomflinger2025-12-03 14:08
I thought that was so weird and both didn't want him to be involved with it and also desperately wanted to see the results... maybe someday we will get an actual Amory Wars movie or series but for now, as this guy commented, that there is basically the Knowledge, the Beast, and the Inferno, and Claudio
esar242025-12-03 13:17
Of course you are.
This is clearly a black widow movie, I mean ursa major is literally there.
Skreamie2025-12-03 13:22
Ah I remember Corridor Crew checking this out, always meant to give it a go
Sparrow19892025-12-03 13:23
Ngl I didn’t hate this movie.
Cptawesome232025-12-03 13:52
This is the marvel movie I want
Upset-Market-66642025-12-03 14:32
It’s a cool movie .
cosplayshooter2025-12-03 14:45
bear with a machine gun. beat that Hollywood
Jimmy-Mac-4712025-12-03 14:59
Winter Guard sure looking different than I remembered. Seriously though, I’ve seen this movie. It felt passable at best, nothing world changing but not the worst thing ever
FredPopTheProphet2025-12-03 15:17
I think I remember this one. Beard guy is an earth bender, bear guy is just Ursa Major from Alpha Flight, mask guy is a speedster with curved swords and the lady can only turn invisible when she's wet.
Live_Answer_38752025-12-03 15:44
There’s a joke to be made there, about that last line.
jmsgrtk2025-12-03 16:35
That's my secret Cap, im always wet.
Live_Answer_38752025-12-03 20:43
Hahahah spot on
Sad_Mongoose56212025-12-03 15:20
The 4 Fantastic Guardians of the Solar System
Heshkelgaii2025-12-03 15:51
You all have compared this same movie to every marvel film in existence since it came out in 2017. We get it haha Russian knockoff bad.
Chalkyteton2025-12-03 15:53
Look. If you called this movie “the promise of a bear man with a Gatling gun” then it lives up to every expectation. Unfortunately it is not exclusively a bear man with a Gatling gun. I can’t remember the ending but the bad guy and the rock psychic have a pretty solid scene. The swords in the picture are harder to suspend disbelief for than the man bear with a Gatling gun.
cal19brix2025-12-03 15:53
Based on the posters I am guessing the powers are:
-Transforms into Bear
-Invisibility
-tentacle arms
-can throw fish at people
kbuck6202025-12-03 15:55
It had so much potential.
bondinferno2025-12-03 15:56
Nah, this one is much better lol
CleverRadiation2025-12-03 15:58
Soviet Super Soldiers?
NibblebeeBumblebitz2025-12-03 15:59
Maybe start by searching for Fantastic Four instead of Guardians? Duh
CruzAderjc2025-12-03 16:08
It’s Red Guardian on Ozempic, Amber Heard as Mera is she was trained as a Black Widow, Winter Soldier, and Ursa Major from Tekken.
Illustrious-Coat35322025-12-03 16:15
I read that this movie was actually pretty good.
Asn_Browser2025-12-03 16:41
Probably still better than the 2015 fantastic four movie.
mega5122025-12-03 16:42
That movie sucks.
PapaSteveRocks2025-12-03 16:48
Looks like “Zack Snyder’s Borderlands”
ITworksGuys2025-12-03 16:54
It's like if Fox made a [Winter Guard](https://www.marvel.com/teams-and-groups/winter-guard) movie the same way they made X-Men movies.
Poelover69692025-12-03 16:54
or did you?
blackbutterfree2025-12-03 17:10
Wasn't that the Russian version of The Avengers that came out in like 2014, 2015? lol
yodonteatthat2025-12-03 17:11
oh, you found the Russian "Avengerz". it's really REALLY awful.
Negative_Solution6802025-12-03 17:30
Is that ManBearPig from South Park?
partisan592025-12-03 17:36
I read about this, haven't watched it yet. heard it wasn't bad.
NonIlligitamusCarbor2025-12-03 17:41
I saw this. It’s a great movie!
foxehkins2025-12-03 18:05
I thought she was holding a pair of scissors.
GreatMight2025-12-03 18:22
Average quality post endgame movie.
leviathan09992025-12-03 18:32
And yet, a very right one!
jojopojo642025-12-03 19:00
Killer Frost, the Winter Soldier, General Zod, and Kuma walk into a bar..
tideshark2025-12-03 19:06
This movie was a successful failure
Cyclone-X2025-12-03 19:07
From the galaxy
tharkus_2025-12-03 19:09
Summer Soldier,
Gravity man,
Black Witch ,
Man bear
Strong_Schedule54662025-12-03 20:05
The blades guy looks too fucking sick to be here
whatwhy2372025-12-03 22:10
Ohh this was an amazingly bad but entertaining movie. They even hinted a sequel at the end😝
Ragnarok_6192025-12-03 22:14
One had a power to transform invisible......
_but underwater!!_
Bricks_Gaming2025-12-03 22:31
Unironically would make a fire Winter Guard film.
captain_trainwreck2025-12-03 22:40
The original trailer for this was badass.
The actual movie wasnt close.
letsgojes2025-12-03 22:45
ManBearPig, Killer Frost, Shmexy Scorpion, and Beard Man are...
hattrick052025-12-03 22:58
Water, earth, fire, bear
warcomet2025-12-03 23:04
and for its time, it was really good..i called it the Russian Avengers back then..
Dr_Komical2025-12-03 23:10
sorry but this looks like it has to be fun
BenFranklinsCat2025-12-03 23:28
This universe's Rocket is significantly bigger.
TheFreakyGent2025-12-03 23:50
Where can I watch it? I’m sure I’ve seen worse movies 🤭😂😂🤷🏽♂️
Know_how_to_b_stupid2025-12-04 00:05
Bought the DVD for 1,50$. I lost more than 1,50$ watching it :
I count the electricity to power the dvd player and the tv…
40inmn42025-12-04 00:43
You mean the wrong guardians of the galaxy?
HCHept2025-12-04 00:46
Its actually a good movie, just dial back your expectations with CGI. The females in it are stunningly gorgeous. Oh, and the villain looks like a swollen Cabbage Patch Doll.
Business_Tomatillo102025-12-04 04:28
Its Russian (I think russian) avengers.
andyeyecandy1112025-12-04 05:20
Guardians of the village.
mrbiggyful2025-12-04 06:09
There’s old friends and new friends and even a bear!
Smile_24672025-12-04 21:56
WTF? This is a Russian film!
FanCaveBasement2025-12-04 22:28
This is an Asylum joint right?
C0nfucu52025-12-04 23:48
Rest assured, we in Russia have already ripped this film to shreds completely.
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and your proton accelerator's broken to bits
and you're losing your mind and you're having a fit
get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!
The Cold Shoulder.
I can't say it is a bad idea or anything, but compared to giving the where bear a brain powered rotary cannon that can continue to fire even when he's a full bear, it is a little disappointing.
In the absence of an official Amory Wars movie, I'm going to assume this was a bad first attempt at an adaptation
This is clearly a black widow movie, I mean ursa major is literally there.
-Transforms into Bear
-Invisibility
-tentacle arms
-can throw fish at people
Gravity man,
Black Witch ,
Man bear
_but underwater!!_
The actual movie wasnt close.
I count the electricity to power the dvd player and the tv…