A question I think no one asked themselves while watching Thunderbolts*

That's why it's fiction bro

I think the bigger question is how Red Guardian drove there so fast. 

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I watched the whole movie and none of the characters went to the bathroom the entire time. Not the supersoldier, the guy with the power of 1million suns, the Red Room assassin,none of them stop to use the bathroom. Totally unbelievable movie.

To be fair, that's six questions.

It ain't that kind of movie kid.

The bigger question is how did Red Guardian get all the way from DC to the western USA by driving that crappy car in only one night and morning?

What I want to know is this: if Yelena can see Ghost is she a ghost too?

Most unbelievable documentary I’ve ever seen.

Jesus Christ, it's a comic book movie. Shut the fuck up and enjoy watching it.

I would assume Valentina had them each on their own jet dropped off one after the other so they each tailed the correct person.

It ain’t that kinda movie

It's Marvel; they're all friends with Wong or Steven and Clea or Donny Blaze or Ned. Well, we know Wong is friends with everyone, anyway.

And I bet Alexei wasn't just in the area by coincidence; they'll both deny it, but he drove Taskmaster there.

It's not that kind of movie kid.

It’s a testament to their stealth skills that they can each avoid detection by other very well trained and experienced agents.

They didnt go at the same time.

How is everyone in this thread entirely opposed to the concept of speculating about a movie.

Send John to be in there guarding the place from yelena, shift starts 6pm.
For Yelena, get there at x time, say 11pm, when I (val) will disable the security for you to get in, be unseen.
Ghost, phase through from this direction where the wall is thinnest, unseen at 11:15, target, taskmaster stealing the files.
Taskmaster, target is dollar store captain America, follow yelena in but do not engage until target is sighted.

That's right wasn't it? John targeting yelena, task targeting John, ghost targeting task and yelena in the dark?

John first because he's hardly made of stealth, yelena and ghost in different ways because they are, (ghost leaves again later to get the truck, but she did not walk out the front door) yelena through the front so taskmaster can be last, copy yelena and get her brains blown out so they can't say their side.

Or some other such small suspension of disbelief about lies and schedules.

Yeah, a lot was not said, likely because the writers hadn't figured it out and/ or it's already an exposition heavy movie. But John only really said he was sent to stop/ kill yelena, ghost that shed completed her mission and yelena didn't bother because she realized she'd been lied to and then bob and escape time.

No matter what got said or explained, it was based on Val's plans and lies so would be from an unreliable narrator vibe and might still seem like a plot hole.

Dropped in via helicopter?

Let me guess you watch CinemaSins and YouTube "critics" like that. Watch the movie and get on with your life

FYI planes,jets,helicopters exist

Idc. Yelena.

Because the storyline was compelling and moved at a good pace enough to not think of that I guess 

Would you drive your vehicle straight up to the front door where your assassination target is?

Parachute in, camp out over night, approach at dawn.

Val told them and probably provided the transportation. 


Each one had a target, Val had em all arrive at different times, hoping they'd off each other and then all the evidence would go up in smoke.


It's not too difficult to figure out an acceptable answer. It was Val.

Maybe Valentina gave them each different Intel on how to get in

Every one of them in an expert in infiltration.


If they were easily noticed they would be garbage at their jobs. 

Nah I tend to suspend my belief and understanding of reality when enjoying a movie about comic book superhero’s that’s in a universe where gamma radiation creates an immortal beast and super soldiers live 200+ years.

Valet parking!!  Duh!!

I mean it’s not out there to assume that Val had them dropped off each at different times and locations, she could have dropped off US agent first and just told him to sit tight in there and wait for the target to reveal themselves knowing that Yelena was going to be last, then sent in Taskmaster who after him and told Her to sit outside and do the same thing then Ghost and Yelena are sent in just close enough so they both arrive just a little after one another and then boom the fight can commence.

The movie explains how they got in. It was a trap. Val was the one who wanted them in there to die, and it was Val’s vault. She obviously would’ve built in some built in “vulnerabilities” so they could get in where she wanted them to. And as for how they didn’t notice each other, Val probably gave each person different entry points to intentionally avoid them seeing each other. Or different roads to get to the one entrance at different times, if there really is one entrance. Val controlled their routes AND the vault’s security, so she def would’ve thought about that and avoided it

Because it's a badly written movie bro

Pretty sure U.S. Agent and Taskmaster arrived before Ghost and Yelena. As for how they got there, I'd assume they all got dropped off close to the entrance (if I had to guess it'd be at that big hill/driveway up to it that we see in one of the scenes) but not at it, ultimately leading to all of them walking up to it.

The charitable answer is Val time co-ordinated all their arrivals and crossed her fingers that none of them would deviate or be early or late lololol.

They probably were given transportation there by Val and then she had them leave once she knew the heroes were all in the bunker.

Helicopters and planes are a thing, not to mention they all had different arrival times and may have been dropped off rather than driving themselves. And the desert is completely open, they probably were given different routes to take to avoid detecting one another

Also they get from the dessert to nyc so fast. Although maybe they’re in that giant desert just outside the city.

Take it from a Dad with a girl. You get the text, you’re there before you even realize it.

I swear, people really DON'T pay attention to movies while watching them. So many complaints/questions in the comments that were directly answered

“It ain’t that kinda movie kid.” (Harrison Ford voice)

Kidding aside…underground parking seems plausible.

its not questioned because its mostly irrelevant. if they wanted to give it attention they would say that they all dropped from a plane

Well Ghost, Yelena, and Taskmaster are all pretty stealthy it's not far fetched they could hide from each other.

US Agent just walked his ass in there last because there is no damn way at this point in his life he is stealthy about anything