Rewatching Iron Man 2 and imagining the banter when Clint finds out what Nat's latest mission was

First thing that comes to mind is something like this:

**Clint:** [smirking] You were Tony Stark's personal assistant?

**Nat:** [totally casual] Shut up, Barton, it's not like you could have handled that assignment.

**Clint:** What, you don't think I'm Stark's type?

**Nat:** Oh, Stark would have loved you. No, he's not your type. He's got the impulse control of a 5 year old. You wouldn't have lasted two hours.

**Clint:** I can handle kids, you know.

**Nat:** A kid with adult autonomy and resources, and an ego to match. Tell me you wouldn't have dealt with him in Monaco with a tranquilizer arrow.

**Clint:** Hey, I mentioned once about considering using tranq darts when the kids got real rowdy. I wouldn't actually do it.

**Nat:** Because Laura won't let you.

**Clint:** Yeah, but she wouldn't have been on this mission.

**Nat:** Exactly. And that's why I got the assignment.