First Steps' original opening/ending was going to be a full circle joke about how the family always has to leave Ted Gilbert's show early
Once they removed the Red Ghost fight scene and replaced that with a montage, they had to change this joke and just have the opening sequence end with them appearing on the talk show.
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Man I would love to see the Red Ghost stuff...
It's a very adult storyline but with the runtime cuts it plays second fiddle to all the setpieces surrounding it.
That's what I know of anyway.
Note this has (as far as I know) never been 100% confirmed and no version ever released like as an extended cut or cut scene or anything. Just like we'll probably never see John Malkovich in F4FS :(
Standard Cole & Haag traditional formatting for a screenplay estimates approximately one page of the screenplay with scene descriptions, setting change, dialogue, parentheticals (actions and flavor), for one minute of screentime.
That pacing gets completely ruined when you commit actions into pure scene descriptions. Unless dialogue is interspersed and you intentionally minimize action to specific story beats… the moment you hit a CGI fight with all of the necessary beats in fight, you’ve lost estimation on final total runtime. It balloons out of control, because people need time to digest action otherwise it looks incomprehensible like a Bourne movie.
And unless you yourself are an auteur director/cinematographer, you don’t have the leeway to intentionally write camera motions and nail exactly the shots you want because the scripts are workshopped a bunch and the script needs to have gaps for the director of photography, the choreographer, the VFX director(s), the director and talent coaches, and talent all mentally populate how they’ll add cinematic flourishes.
I also hated was how fake the stakes felt. The problems they had, the way they solved them, and the detours within made no sense. Seriously teleporting Earth to another solar system? And somehow... That would fix him and he could NEVER find you??? How was the plan NOT to just teleport him?? How did they teleport to the other end of space WITHOUT A RECEIVER BRIDGE???????? WHY DIDNT THEY CLOSE THE PORTAL EARLY WHEN HE WAS ALREADY THROUGH??????
Also for a shit cherry on top, the movie is has a weird aspect to it about Black hair that I won't even get into.
Now I need more info on this black hair aspect.
What a boring and unambitious movie.
Unambitious? Yes
But the soundtrack is the best part of the movie.
What did you expect?
More mental turmoil for The Thing akin to the 2005 Fantastic Four.
Except for a passing line "I should have seen this coming" from Reed, I saw no other incidents of remorse. I literally saw no difference between Pedro's Joel (from The Last of Us) and Reed.
However, I LOVED Johnny in this. He had a purpose other than being an annoying playboy.
20 mins of extra run time would have helped this movie greatly.