When I was a boy

As I reminisce about my childhood, I remember the carefree days of running around the neighborhood with my friends. It's a warm summer evening, and the nostalgia is bittersweet. (137 characters)

Was the guy in the van wearing a tracksuit? 🤣

And that is how he built this city.

"You embarrassed me in front of my van-essa!"

My father took me in to the city to see a marching band... Oh sorry wrong crowd

An orphan boy....

Because of my weight

My father would womanise, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.