So like, I don't know if this just because I'm new to marvel and didn't experience the hype of iw and eg's release but...

they died because of this random fucking purple grape? In lame wanna-be armor? With the absolute dumbest looking Habsburg-ass chin I have ever seen?


so waitwaitwaitwait


the og six survive a lot in all the other avengers movies, plus their own solo movies. like motherfucker you should've seen how much nat was getting thrown around in bw.

you're telling me both nat and tony die TO A GRAPE?

nat just... jumps. off a cliff. huh. how about no.

why does marvel insist on fridging her for Hawkeye to get sympathy over his stupid homicidal tendencies? like sir you are a grown ass man i understand this is the apocalypse but half the earth's population just died, no sense in killing off the rest

and that's just so sad? her story just ends there? really? figures it's the only female avenger of the og6.

and tony. i get that it made sense for his arc or whatever, but why do we seem to have this consistent ideal shown in movies that the only way to atone for your dark past and all that bs is to go die in a completely unrelated battle and leave behind everyone who cares about you. i did like how it put him on par with people like the soldiers in IM1- leaving your future to fight for a better one for your children. But then again, IM1 was anti-war and portrayed the soldiers' deaths as unneccessary... but who cares amiright? So I'm conflicted about his death, and part of me has this sinking feeling he should've been largely left alone after iron man 3. i think I would've taken it a bit better had it not felt so forced but...

why couldnt they do that thing they did in gotg?

why couldn't cptn marvel snap?

wouldn't this make more sense for cptn america than that shit we got with him time-traveling to the past to fuck his crush who was, in fact, happily married before?

actually, this would make sense for anyone other than tony. WHY IS THE PUNY HUMAN WITH NO POWERS AND A SUIT MADE OF MINI-BOTS THE ONE TO SNAP A GAUNTLET THAT COULD DISSOLVE PETER QUILL?

i mean i get the whole message about human ingenuity solving universal problems and earth being the america of the universe or whatever, but your honor this is a franchise about people who can somehow survive falling through several floors, shoot the schoolyard bully to Knowhere, and get shit done instead of doomscrolling all day. I'll feel out of my depth and irrelevant no matter what species ends up being the hero of the story.

and the part where strange saw a bunch of futures and the only one where they won was where tony died.... ehhhhh. iffy. the directors clearly put it in to cover their asses. and that's honestly what the whole movie felt like. faulty logic stacked on faulty logic. i swear they just dumped thanos into the franchise in the avengers and then forgot what they were going to do with him right as rdj's contract was wrapping up. don't even get me started on the stupid fucking time travel. and i'm really sorry, but if i'm supposed to skip over the whole debacle they left 2012 nyc in, then why tf should i care about the main universe? feels like no one got saved. if you're gonna have time travel, then they should've done it to prevent the snap in the first place, because there were countless people who didn't die directly from the snap and didn't get brought back by bruce, all because tony didn't wanna have a redo with morgan.


and then we come to thanos himself. hoooooo boy. wanna know what this guy's justification for dusting half the universe was? heard it's a real good excuse. \*checks paper\*

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LMFAO

motherfucker really thought he could solve world hunger by killing off half of all starving people before they croaked in their own time.

haha lol

.... 'cept it's not a joke...

ok so maybe I'm missing something here, but if he dusted all life in the universe, wouldn't that include all the plants and non-human animals on earth?

so he halved the human population... but he also halved the amount of edible plants and animals.

meaning there's still the same ratio of humans to food

sooooo......

like.......

dumb much?

and like, people didnt just die by getting dusted. a pilot could disappear mid-flight and the plane could crash into a nuclear plant, rendering that whole area a wasteland for who knows how long. so he actually lessened the resources and didn't fix the ratio issue. gj grape guy.

not to mention he killed gamora for this like why does marvel INSIST ON KILLING THE LADIES IN THE ROOM OMFG also gamora and quill whyyyy

and i stand by the fact that nebula should've gotten to kill thanos herself.


P.S ngl i love tony but if he didn't waste his time taking five bajillion years to say a five syllable sentence before snapping he might be alive like i don't fucking know man i fear this might be on you

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guys im telling you we should've gotten thanus i wasn't taking this shit seriously anywa-

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