High Evolutionary's "But-but-but-but-but-but-but-BUUUUUUUUUUUTTT!!!!!!"
I get that the High Evolutionary was about as evil, sadistic, vile, loathsome, mean-spirited, treacherous, hateful, punchable and as taken seriously as any Marvel Villain could get, NOTHING he ever said or did was played for humour!
And most of his incredibly loud, hammy, petulant, explosive moments were especially scary.
But to me, this particular moment where he and Vim are arguing over whether or not to keep chasing after Rocket and not just cut their losses, the moment where he cuts her off in a very childish, immature and whiny matter over her attempts to argue against him, just makes me laugh for some reason, because of how much it's like a complete spoiled toddler!
Like, the HE literally sounds like a loud, clucking chicken when he says this. The rapid-fire buts seriously sound a lot like an angry chook's "bok-bok-bok-bok"!
It's so pathetically petulant, immature, childish and over the top, it cracks me up!
And most of his incredibly loud, hammy, petulant, explosive moments were especially scary.
But to me, this particular moment where he and Vim are arguing over whether or not to keep chasing after Rocket and not just cut their losses, the moment where he cuts her off in a very childish, immature and whiny matter over her attempts to argue against him, just makes me laugh for some reason, because of how much it's like a complete spoiled toddler!
Like, the HE literally sounds like a loud, clucking chicken when he says this. The rapid-fire buts seriously sound a lot like an angry chook's "bok-bok-bok-bok"!
It's so pathetically petulant, immature, childish and over the top, it cracks me up!
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Just have him say
"Look it's me, I'm here, deal with it"
Similar vibe to his character in The Menu
Just pure terrifying.
He gets stabbed through by the “Godslayer” sword!!
Talk about being humiliated.
Hela — Cate Blanchett owned this role, but we hadn’t seen or heard of her at all, so I felt no real fear towards her. She was also not in a lot of the movie, it felt
Mysterio — I haven’t seen the film(s) this person or Green Goblin appears in, so can’t say
Malekith — I honestly don’t even remember this guy. Did he kill Thor’s mum, or was that someone else?
Dormammu — Maybe a little scary, but he’s become so memeable over time that I just can’t take him seriously
Ego — The first guy to properly freak me out, but I still didn’t feel real fear of him. Yeah, he acts very close to grooming someone, but I just knew the Guardians would defeat him, so I mainly just felt hatred
I have a feeling it’s because all of these guys are very ‘mystical-based’. If you take away the High Evolutionary’s weird powers and space setting, he’s just a selfish man who takes advantage of children and young animals for his own gain.
Almost no screen time, offed himself almost immediately.
Hela?
May have been more intimidating if she wasn't the villain in a comedy movie
Mysterio?
Meh. By the time you find out he's the bad guy you also find out that he's entirely CGI and bad writing.
Green Goblin?
Mildly scary, but still goofy.
Malekith?
Who? I'm kidding... but that movie was beyond forgettable and malekith didn't do it any favors.
Dormammu?
Might have been scarier if he didn't get defeated by boredom.
Ego?
Again - villain in a comedy movie. Hard to be afraid of something where Baby Groot is one of the key parts of the battle plan.
Yeah, that’s completely terrifying.